I hope you’re pregnant
Get the fuck out
bitch make me food
oh dear god. mom?
Do better next time.
Obama is a Muslim.
I hope you’re pregnant
Get the fuck out
bitch make me food
oh dear god. mom?
Do better next time.
Obama is a Muslim.
Prac now, theory later? :)
Well you’re kinda small..
Let’s do it again.
What was your name?
You make me happy=o) *follow with cuddle/kisses*
I’ll call a cab!
Can I sleep now?
What time is dinner?
shut up and sleep
what’s your name again?
make me a sandwich….sorry babe i had to
Please go home now?
I need a cigarette
You are so amazing.
Has Homestuck updated yet?
Where is the condom?
We need more Nutella.
Want to go again?
Must… see…Doctor…House
Ready for another round?
you owe me sammiches or okay where’s my sandwich
I can’t be beat
Want to go again?
I’m not Taking Birthcontrol
wait, are you alive?
make me a sandwich
Well, that was interesting…
oh, was that it?
I would say ‘Back to the kitchen’ or ‘Make me a sandwich’ but yeah XD so I’ll go with… ‘You came too soon.’
So, where’s my food?
Thanks for the fish.